TROPICAMO

What you’re seeing right here right now is my Ultimate Look. Pairing watercolor floral print with silver spandex is possibly the greatest sartorial decision I have ever made in my petty career as a fashion blogger. You call it egotism, I call it pride. This is my craft. Tropical patterns, transparent sunglasses, and metallic motifs are my craft. Hot pink Louboutin clutches and cotton slacks are my craft. Matching the soft green of my blazer to the vivid succulents of my landscape is my craft. The aesthetic marriage of lounge, botanica, and modernity is my craft. RESPECT the “craft” – it’s “art” plus two consonants.

FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:

Sunglasses – Vintage

Cuff necklace – OASAP

Turtleneck – Boohoo

Tropical blazer – VIVILLI

Hot pink clutch - Louboutin

Slacks – YES STYLE

Silver sandals – Chicnova

Camo isn’t limited to a green and brown blend of foresty brush tones… everything is technically camo if the relationship between the outfit and context reflects at least marginal similarity. If you’re in a gallery wearing an all-white tuxedo, you’re in camo. If you’re in a parking garage wearing an industrial gray sweatsuit, you’re in camo. If you’re in the snack aisle at Ralph’s wearing a NASCAR jacket sponsored by Nabisco, you’re in camo. I’m in my valet zone wearing “plant print” – I’m in camo. Sweat these silver platform sandals from Chicnova.

Everything is infinite,

Bebe Zeva