Friday, July 25, 2014

hard in the paint

In an alternate universe where I'm an elementary school art teacher and actually have the patience to deal with children and their vulgar, senseless tastes (jk), this paint-splattered hacky-sack-inspired outfit is my uniform. Glasses included. A part of me has this "leadership complex" I feel compelled to fulfill... although I'm not sure how it will manifest in my career. I don't think I could ever maintain my sanity and work in an institution at the same time. Nonetheless I feel a duty to lead/educate/inspire... maybe not in the form of teaching kids primary colors, perhaps in critique or politics or something else completely that hasn't hit me in a stroke of genius yet. In the interim, my art school persona suffices the fantasy. 

Blackfive color palletes top, Blackmilk hackysack leggings, Missguided heels, Rings & Tings necklace, Zero UV shades

Everything is infinite,


Sunday, July 13, 2014

get money

I don't understand bloggers who don't use their internet presences as platforms to vent about how much their life sucks. Maybe it's because I don't understand people whose LIVES DON'T SUCK... this blog is officially a forum for complaining, feel free to use the comment section below to shit talk yourself and others.

My sweater (as you can prob surmise) is a HILARIOUS JOKE considering I'm the brokest bitch you will ever virtually meet in your lifetime. Where do people get money? How are peeps even emotionally stable enough to handle a job? In addition to not understanding lifers, I do not understand rich people, working people, and the mentally healthy. Blogging multiple times a week is as much stability as you're gonna get from me. 

Romwe illuminati sweatshirt, Yes Style jeans, Daily Look heels

Everything is infinite NOOOOTTTTTTTT,


Monday, July 7, 2014

valencia pop

Happy Monday nottttttt. Comin atcha wearing a pair of printed vinyl overalls from Romwe. The bold stripes and colors remind me of comic book pop art, so I tried to emphasize the 'outline' motif with these cut-out Zero UV shades. Minimalist pumps and a pussybow blouse elevate this theme from Getty Images to Getty Villa - a good classical/contemporary juxtaposition functions neatly as its own accessory. At least in fashion. Keep that 'playful pairing' shit out of my art, a word I will never use to describe the work of famous smart ass Roy Lichtenstein. In the remixed words of "drowning girl": I'd rather sink than call Brad Troemel for help.

Romwe "striped suspender shorts", Zero UV oversize cat-eye block cut sunglasses, Sugarlips blouse

Everything is infinite,


Friday, July 4, 2014

twee antoinette

Haven't done a full blown pastel look like this in a while! My frilly pink instincts danced right back into fruition when Le Bunny Bleu sent me these mint green oxford lace-ups -- pairing them with a matching aquamarine rose jacket felt SO natural it's not even funny. Summer goth is always a fun look...  but sometimes I gotta let my inner cupcake SHINE knowhatimsayin?? Maybe some of my readers will even recognize this vintage belt from previous posts... that shit hearkens back to 2011's "Hello Kitten" get up. 

Romwe rose print vinyl jacket, Le Bunny Bleu oxfords

Everything is infinite,


Thursday, July 3, 2014

tutti frutti

I'm supposed to be in LA today, doing fun things like 'nodeling' and photographing my friends. But of course everything went wrong when I tried to travel yesterday, I had several panic attacks, and I predictably shut down to avoid the frustration of building a backup plan. I don't understand why the universe hates me with such an unbridled fervor. This has honestly been the most painful, un-fun year of my life. Pure torture the whole way through, and to make matters worse, I'm still waiting for my meds to kick in. 

But on a lighter note, I'm wearing lime green overalls and a fruit print crop top I 'nodeled' for Tunnel Vision with The Fabulous Stains a couple months ago (full editorial ~here~). Fond memories are all I have. Memories and crop tops. 

Cobrashop sunnies, 24 Hrs crop top, OASAP overalls

Everything is infinite,


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

rose gold

You could take one look at my metallic varsity jacket and accurately guess that I've been living in it for the past several months. It matches everything -- even silver is enhanced by the gold sleeves and gives me the liberty to go for a 'mixed metals' theme. My favorite pairing is with boyfriend jeans, but today's look features a cropped box dress from Front Row Shop and cat-eye sunnies (my other obvious staple) from Zero UV. So where does the jacket hail from?? If you weren't already in the loop, NYLON has an online store called #NYLONshop with hundreds of pieces as cute (or cuter? is that within the realm of possibility?) as my varsity goodness. The inventory is artistically curated and it shows - so I might have to issue a warning before encouraging people to browse. There is absolutely NO WAY you will not fall head over heels in love with something. 

Faubourg du Temple varsity jacket from #NYLONshop, Front Row Shop rose dress, Zero UV cat-eye sunnies

Everything is infinite,