Friday, March 16, 2012

CYBER WITCH

I'm a witch. Not your average witch, a cyber witch. My spells are a series of codes I use to hack into the Universal Database, where I can alter things as vast as spacetime using HTML. Instead of a ouija board, I use a random letter generator engineered by my A.I. computer service to communicate with dead people. As my colleagues like to say, physical elements are SO 21st century. We render potions and elixirs from bewitched LED display pixels. I pray to a 30 ft. revolving holographic pentagram in my 4 dimensional witch's coven. Stop by sometime, join us as we light candle holograms and autotune our voices reciting chants. Maybe you, too, can learn the art of black_magic.exe


















FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:
Hat - Zara
Glasses - Buffalo Exchange
Choker - Romwe, www.romwe.com
Jacket - Member's Only
Dress - MONKI, www.romwe.com
Striped tights - Romwe, www.romwe.com
Boots - Zigi, www.karmaloop.com

Plenty of crushed velvet to go around on Romwe, but I'm not so sure about these very one-of-a-kind 90's skate glasses I found at Buffalo Exchange. When I look at myself through their reflective lenses, I see a cyber GODDESS. These glasses are part of my Atari Teenage Riot listening uniform. Certain experiences require certain ensembles. Jammin' to German chiptune rock is one of them -- gotta have my spiky choker, purple lipstick, and 1992 reflective shades.

Everything is infinite,

Bebe Zeva

30 comments:

  1. Wow, girl I love your outfits so much !!!
    You are awesome !!!!
    Lots of Love
    Suiprincess.com

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  2. HAHAHAHA love this post! the text are really funny!! hahaha
    and your outfit perfect!
    *.*
    xoxo

    www.tastemycloset.blogspot.com

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  3. Those boots are really nice and I love the look completely! It`s really beautiful and I love the text above haha. By the way, are there any kind of glasses that would look bad on you? :D

    http://stefanystrange.blogspot.com/

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  4. Bebe Zeva, thank you. I needed to read something this good today; I was beginning to think that the internet is just full of suck.

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  5. I love your way with words and you look stunning as always me dear.

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  6. If you are witch, you're the prettiest and well-dressed for sure!
    This outfit is gorgeous and you look beautiful in this glasses and purple lipstick!
    kisses
    E.

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  7. Hey! que bello vestido!

    http://dancingwithtearsgf.blogspot.com/

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  8. Wow, fantastic dress!

    Azzurra-Bellini.blogspot.com

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  9. love it! you look awesome!

    Hayley xx
    www.addictionstoshopping.blogspot.com

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  10. There isn't one thing that I don't like about this outfit!!!

    burntredd.blogspot.com

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  11. HOW do you come about those amazing pairs of sunglasses??
    Also, I fall in love with every character you embody...

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  12. Love your lipstick color!

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  13. This outfit is absolutely, positively, undoubtedly perfect! Every single aspect of it just screams 'witch princess'. I love the aesthetic of it and the styling with the layered jewellery, hat and round sunglasses to perfectly top it all off. Your sense of style is impeccable, and I'm convinced that your blog is the epitome of perfection! I'm so envious of your entire closet! Oh, and your lip colour in this post is gorgeous xxx

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  14. I love everything about this

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  15. Hi dear! I'm Brazilian, and loved their looks, you're beautiful! I wonder if you color your hair, and what color you wear! I loved your hair!

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  16. Love everything about your outfit! Definitely going to take you up on the hologram candles and auto-tuning chants offer~

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  17. Love the outfit. Love the lipstick with the outfit. Great styling. Great outfit.

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  18. love ur tights.

    LAST DAY TO ENTER MY MADAM RAGE DRESS GIVEAWAY!
    open to all :)
    xxx

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  19. Perfection, as always. I may just have to start a fan club for your spiked chokers, I'm so in love with them. xxx

    http://thechicapprentice.blogspot.co.uk/

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  20. Your description at the top made me laugh :)
    This outfit is so witchy. Love it.

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  21. although i love your use of bright colours, this is still pretty!

    http://arttyfacts.blogspot.com/

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  22. I really love this outfit! xx
    Follow me back? www.cupcakecuisine.blogspot.com

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  23. lol this is ridiculous and pretentious, phoney as fck if you truly believe any of the shit you spit out i'm truly sorry for you. hopefully your 'cyber witch'craft will land you a job some time, maybe a serious relationship or something very true (you know, cuz witches don't even exist, you're trying to be someone you're not, and really, Atari Teenage Riot listening outfit? ARE YOU FFFFFFF KIDDING ME of course you're fated to be hated and I don't really see how that is something to be proud of. Like me saying I'm the new 'cyber Napoleon' of the internet I come here to conquer your cyber land like what the fuck, really? of course people are gonna hate me IM NOT FUCKING NAPOLEON AND YOURE NOT A WITCH JUST BE YOURSELF AND PEOPLE WILL STOP HATING YOU

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