BLACKPACK

I had the annoying backpack song from Dora the Explorer stuck in my head the entire time I was taking these pictures. But I do think my backpack deserves its own theme song. It was *ahem* $5.50 and ACTUALLY large enough to carry the 4,000 pounds of miscellaneous shit I choose to take with me to school everyday. If I see something on my way out, I'll throw it in my bag even if I can't think of a single reason why I'd need it. I think it all started in sixth grade when I was cleaning out my locker and found a paperclip on the floor. I almost threw it out, but then thought "WHAT IF I'll need this today?" because I'm obsessive compulsive and force myself to adopt extremely inconvenient superstitions. So I put it in my pocket. A few hours later, my friend's bracelet broke and I repaired it with the paper clip. I was intoxicated with pride. And ever since I've been hoarding insignificant junk in my purse just in case.

FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:

Beret - Saks Fifth Avenue

Glasses - 80s Purple, www.80spurple.com

Plaid blouse - Romwe, www.romwe.com

Knit sweater - Bill Blass

Skirt - American Apparel

Ankle boots - Goodwill

Backpack - Wholesale Orders, http://wholesale-orders.com/goods.php?id=9964

I've never understood how people can wear a clutch out in public and nothing else. It looks great but um where are you gonna put your disposable camera, your 2 pound bag of fun size Reese's peanut butter cups, and your clear purple Gameboy Advance? You need a bag large enough to carry a small dog (think teacup poodle.)

Everything is infinite,

Bebe Zeva