You know what would really match my outfit?? I mean, even better than a shark-tooth necklace or knit beanie? A hot pink Jeep. I went easy on the accessories with this look because I knew that nothing would truly compare to a fluorescent car. It's funny how when you set your heart on achieving some glorious material possession, everything that isn't that one thing seems so pathetic in comparison. And yep, guess that includes all the necklaces and fishnet hats and ruffly socks I once thought were the bomb shit. Now they're just literal shit. In comparison to the hot pink fantasy jeep I officially must own. Sucks to be this materialistic. I don't even have a license but I need a four-wheel drive to match my outfit? AMERICA LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!!
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:
Sunglasses - 80s Purple, www.80spurple.com
Jacket - Levi's
Neon crop top - VS PINK, www.victoriassecret.com/pinkcroptop
Jean shorts - VS PINK, www.victoriassecret.com/denimshorts
Lace-up boots - YES STYLE, www.yesstyle.com
F-I-N-A-L-L-Y I have a new pair of black lace-ups. I've given up on the secondhand Doc Martens I bought at Buffalo Exchange last year. At first I thought the intense discomfort they caused was a normal consequence of them being stiff and unfamiliar to the shape of my foot. Nope. They were just two sizes too small and improperly labeled at the thrift store! Seven months and 500 band-aids later, my entire big toe-nail fell off from trauma and bruising. Wah wah wah. But now I own these ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, NO BUTTS ABOUT IT boots from Yes Style and they are actually, literally, undeniably, completely perfect, as in the most comfortable shoes I have EVER owned. I was walking to school the other day and I thought, "dude, you know what's cool? The fact that I haven't thought about my shoes in at least 20 minutes." Normally my mind is completely focused on the fact that my feet hurt. But lately, nah! In orthopedic bliss. Except for two nights ago when I had a nightmare about these insane nail bruises consuming all ten of my toes and woke up in EXCRUCIATING pain. What the heck is my problem?? That's the last time I wear tights while sleeping... man, I guess I have way more toe stories than I thought!
Last but oh-my-god most DEFINITELY not least, I'm hosting a giveaway that entails YOU GUYS getting free (and FANCY) dresses from a site that specializes in custom gowns for any occasion! It's called promdressesale.net, and if you complete the following steps...
1) Register on their website
3) Leave your name and email address in a comment below
...you might get selected to have any dress from the site custom made at your request. For free! The giveaway ends next week, and you'll be contacted promptly by either me or the gown-makers if you're one of the winners!
Everything is infinite,