This is my attempt at the whole "rockstar's day off" aesthetic. Ripped jeans, metallic sweater, silver slippers. I'm glam without all the chains and layers. I could still bust it out on the electric guitar, but, ya know. I'd rather be drinking a cup of joe backstage. Checking my Twitter feed. Refreshing Instagram - which I am ADDICTED to, by the way. Please follow me and validate my personal lifestream with your likes and comments: @bebezeva (tongue wearing a hole in my cheek as I type this). Anyway, yeah. Rockstar life, devil's fingers, chill day at the recording studio. Whatever.
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:
Spiky snapback - ROMWE
Metallic sunnies - 80s Purple
Cropped sweater - Secondhand
Ripped jeans - Storets
Silver slippers - PINK & PEPPER
I can already feel the heat of you guys tripping balls over this insane snapback. I can probably kill a dude with one headbutt. If only more weapons were this sparkly and fashionable. Nothing chic about an AK-47, am I right? *Eyelids droop so low they dribble into a fleshy pile on the floor, similar to saltwater taffy in a candy factory* Where was I... OH. Fashionable sparkly things. Like my shoes! Thank you, Pink and Pepper, for another stroke of glittering genius. Finally I can turn heads in loungewear. I was getting a bit bored with bunny slippers. These slip-ons are perfect for around the house, the office, your college campus, a ZZ Top tribute concert at a moonshine bar somewhere in rural West Virginia, wherever. If you're feelin' me, PROVE IT. Let's be loafer twins. Get a pair of sequined slippers on Bonton here. My ripped jeans are the latest addition to my list of must-haves. Autumn's almost here, and as soon as the weather dips and pants enter the equation again, y'all are gonna need a means to maintain your rebellious image without compromising warmth. Can we get a big ol' round of applause for JEANS WITH AN ATTITUDE. Actually sounds like a band, wow. Not a very good one, but. Hey. This whole improv thing might actually work out for me after all. Jk kill me. Back to the point -- BUY THESE JEANS ON STORETS, IT'S A COOL SITE, AWESOME FREAKIN' CLOTHES FOR SALE (ESPECIALLY THIS RAINBOW GRADIENT DRESS). Rock on, y'all.
Everything is infinite,